Phone Walk


the slow stupid walk people do while on a cell phone. you know, the walk that doesn’t really take you anywhere, is absurdly slow and looks dumb?
look at that dumb-ss outside pacing back and forth on his phone. he must have add.
this is the phone walk.

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