Phonegasm

when you’re trying to call your friends on their cellular phone, but no one answers, because they inserted it into their own -n-s, v-g-n- or in extreme cases in that little hole in the tip of the p-n-s. thus they do not receive your call, but are given an -rg-sm.
h-llo? h-lloh-llohe h-llo tom lotomlom. what’s with the eccho, cchocho are you… youou are you in a cave or- veoror am i giving you a phonegasm?!!! gasmasmasm

i must remember to insert my phone with free access to the power outlet, so that i can keep getting phonegasms all day long!
when you use your phone so much that it gives you an -rg-sm.
kevin: what’s up?
dale: one sec, phone.
kevin: ugh
dale: -shakes- ahh, phonegasm
a moment when your phone momentarily freezes, then completes all the actions you asked it to do while it was frozen in the sp-ce of a few seconds.
guy 1: dude, you sent me 10 of the same text last night!
guy 2: sorry, my phone had a phonegasm and i hit send 10 times
(n) when your phone recieves a large amount of texts close to each other and repeatedly vibrates like crazy
dude, i got so many texts when i was in the hospital that there was a phonegasm
a phonegasm is the peak of the plateau phase of the phone activation response cycle, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. experienced by both males and females, a phonegasm is often controlled by tech support during an activation or configuration process and may be accompanied the uncontrolable desire to call a friend. phonegasms are often -ssociated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations are expressed.
when jeff saw his missing contacts loading into his address book he had a phonegasm.
when having phone s-x, and one has a real -rg-sm, not faked.
i was talking to dave on the phone last night and we started having phone s-x and i didn’t even have to fake it, i had a huge phonegasm!