Phonetically Challenged
disorder in which the sufferer can not spell at all. a consequence of book deprivation, poor teaching, poor school attendance, or too many hours spent texting/chatting. sufferers spell all words phonetically and inevitably are teased and scorned by their peers and strangers alike.
if jane had spelled upholstery correctly her english teacher would not have asked what “upulstry” was. she was teased by her cl-ssmates for the rest of the year for being phonetically challenged. poor spelling texting phonics
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