phoney boney
the fold near one’s crotch made by a pair of jeans or shorts that looks like a b-n-r.
kathryn told me to check out how excited brian was that the olympic women’s gymnastics was on, but after jake reached down and poked it, we realized it was just a phoney boney.
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