Phonist
phonist def: an individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.
damien – what’s wrong with your phone?! it keeps disconnecting when i call you?
paul – ummm, not sure?
damien – your nokia is cr-p! you need to get an iphone!!!
paul- you’re a phonist damien!
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