phonovert
a person who only really talks while on a phone
me: hi whats up?
her: nothing.
me: wanna talk?
her: no.
on the phone
me: hi? whats up?
her: omg! you just wouldn’t believe what happened today i saw this thing at this place and blah blah blah blah
me: okay… yeah i got to go.
later on
me thinking to myself: wow. i had no idea that she was such a phonovert.
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