phonyphone
noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw mark turn the corner coming her way.
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