Phoof

the signature visual element of the tv show, ncis. when ncis breaks to and comes back from a commercial, a black and white video image appears of a moment in the episode, accompanied by a noise that sounds like “phoof”, hence the name.
the “phoof” sounds like a flashbulb exploding.
the sound you hear when the show ncis goes to, and comes back from, a commercial.
“she’s dead, gibbs”
-screen goes black and white- phoof
a alternate term for p-ssing gas.
kate:”did you just phoof?”

alex: “i was on the airplane and let off a righteous phoof, my row wasn’t to excited about that.”
the sound one’s fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

puts a whole new meaning to the saying “silent but deadly”
“your ring piece will be burning like the fires of mt. doom by the time i have finished with you!”

“i am the phoof under the mountain, you shall not p-ss! (wind)”
a device for filtering exhaled pot smoke which eliminates the smell and absorbs resin; usually made from a container stuffed with scented dryer sheets and has two holes- one to exhale into and the other is the “exhaust;”

initially it was made by using an old papertowel roll tube. you stuffed it full of dryer sheets and put duct tape around it for strength.
“when you take a hit, blow it out through the phoof so it won’t stink up the place.”
-many weed smokers

“you must use a phoof, if you smoke on campus. it’s a tube you blow the smoke through or an exhaust.”
-many a college student

“oh cr-p she got a big hit, then just started coughing and couldn’t even think about using the phoof!”
-unhappy host
to steal
bill phoofed stu’s last beer!!