Phoofie


the male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; a fart from a p-n-s.
after i came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so i let out a phoofie.

my girlfriend queefed in my face, so i phoofied in her v-g-n-.

my girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

Read Also:

  • Pickel Jockey

    a very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. h-m-s-xual. that dude’s so gay, what a pickel jockey.

  • pickle jockey

    a very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. h-m-s-xual. that dude’s so gay, what a pickle jockey.

  • pickle martini

    when one successfully receives a (consensual) bl-wj-b after sneaking his p-n-s in another, unsuspecting person’s drink. “i’m just going to choke one more down, and then we’re outta here. wait a second… that’s not a straw!” “got ya!” “ha ha ha, yes you did. oh my goodness, i, once again, got caught in a pickle […]

  • pick-up bar

    gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the “zipless f-ck”, or ‘extreme’ ‘sport’ f-cking. took home a ‘chick’ from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a c-ck and b-lls! lets’ surrey down to the pick-up bar and ‘shop’ some fresh meat!! caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!

  • Pickup Fuck

    any -sshole driving a pickup truck engaging in behavior becoming someone -ssociated with this pejorative; broadly, the vast majority of those driving pickup trucks. man 1: i had to jam on my breaks because that guy up ahead pulled out on me at the last second even though there was no one behind me for […]


Disclaimer: Phoofie definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.