phosphorus fart
the fart-like noise that your nose makes whenever your adenoids are swollen. the sound is a combination of a pig snort, a fart, and the sound of crackling phosphorus, hence the name “phosphorus fart”.
i just got over this cold but i was still phosphorus farting.
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