Photogenlightenment
the transcendent state of being in which one looks good in any and all photographs, without any apparent effort.
elliot: man, how does albert look good in every picture? we need him to teach us how to be photogenic.
josh: yeah, a long time ago i resigned myself to the fact that i would never attain photogenlightenment.
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