Phrack Whore


this is the step up from a gontermaniac, being a “fan” of the hilariously awful “art” of david gonterman, self-described as “the internet’s most dangerous cartoonist!” unlike gontermaniacs, phrack wh-r-s follow his delightful antics and cr-ppy art obsessively, checking his pages daily and constantly critiquing them online.
the derivation is from davey’s made-up non-swear words, “shotz!!” and “phrack!!!”
“i’m such a phrack wh-r-. i read all of ‘baka breakers,’ even though after 56 strips nothing’s happened!”

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