phuck tag
similar to phone tag, but with s-x. when two people want to get on each other, but every time one person is single, the other is not.
she broke up with her boyfriend, but i was still married. now that i’m divorced, she has another boyfriend. i have been playing ph-ck tag with her my entire life.
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