phucktard
(true definition): someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. the combination of two seperate words: 1. “f-cking” and 2. “r-t-rd”. shortened to “ph-cktard.” the “ph” is used as the “f” sound so it is allowed on web sites who’s administrators are touchy about profanity.
he is such a ph-cktard he’s trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.
someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is ph-cktarded.
andrew is a ph-cktard.
same definition as f-cktard, alt spelling
see f-cktard
ohmigosh! thta lil b–tch’s supergaymo bff is such a ph-cktard!!!
a person online who uses gay words like such as: skewl, kewl, bcuz, b/c, u, wot, wot wot?, wut, wazzzzzz^?, nm, np, d00d, no(instead of know), teh, usez a z instead of an s at end of wordz, rocks/rox/rox0rs muh/mah socks/sox/sox0rs, bout, dis, dat, tat, foo, f00, fo’ shizzle/nizzle/hizzle, 0v3r u535 1337 w0rd5, how now brown cow, cow, moose, toast, b-ttered toast, homeskillet, o_o,(o(o_) or they think they are so smart but really they’re just a complete -sshole because they’re fat and lazy.
matt:d00d ]\/477 pwns j00z
zach:you ph-cktard
matt:wut dis sh-t bout homieskillet??//?
zach:ya you heard me dumb-ss…
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