Phunting
the act of holding a door far to early for someone and possibly making them hurry for your convenience.
it was so annoying! yesterday on my crouches i was slowly making my way to the front door of chipotle, and when i was about 50 feet away, some puerto rican guy held the door for me. i had to crutch my way fast so he could hold it for me and leave. what a phunt!
bro it was so funny, i was phunting this guy yesterday on crutches and he was like “oh my god i have to hurry” and he almost fell just for my convenience.
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