Phut
phut (phoenetic fut ) a weak wet minor noise, weaker than a damp squib, or a supressed fart oe}.
generally accepted as being a disappointment considered against the potential pleasure.
the dot-com boom fizzled briefly, but for many ended with a phut, much the same as a three-penny damp squid.
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to be used as an adjective, does not technically mean anything. also used as a verb when you “foot” someone. make no mistake, this means absolutely nothing other than you are a foot.
hey you, you’re a phut
what did you say to me?
you heard me, you’re a phut
the sound made by a p-ssing bullet
forget the distinctive “phut” produced by james bond’s silencer. real designs are more likely to produce a m-ffled crack, or to sound like a car door being slammed.
a short, precise excape of air.
heave… heave… phut!
an extreme goose. there are grades of stupidity. phut represents the state of being a dense, absent-minded, fool who is quite ignorant of the fact.
that dude is such a phut! he threatened to stab be and then proceeded to brandish a b-tter-knife… still covered with crumbs and vegemite! (true story)
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