pi lambda phi
the greatest fraternity that ever existed. composed of individuals who are the most athletic, f-ck the hottest girls, and maintain exemplary grades. referred to as “the sh-t.” pilams are known for being non-discriminatory towards everybody and propagate freedom for all men of all creeds.
pi lambda phi parties are the craziest, wildest, and funnest. hot girls feel blessed to have been f-cked by a pilam member.
the members of this fraternity are genuine “bros” in the fact that none of them know how to treat women with true respect. they search for easy freshmen that they can get trashed so they can take advantage of them. they are all b–b crazed children who will never mature and will also never amount to much in life.
pi lambda phi member: “what?! girls are flashing in the main room… go go go !”
guy random guy. this is a fraternity composed of nothing but random guys who have nothing in common. their parties are always lame and the ladies at the party are either fat, nasty, or fat and nasty. they are also gay.
josh: i am a member of pi lambda phi.
matt: you mean guy random guy.
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