piano
the best instrument in the world. best played with chopin or grieg. most fun to play with candles burning while it’s storming outside.
the girl practiced piano for hours on end for fun.
the only musical instrument that can be sorted into the strings or percussion group.
and also the reason why i can’t play in an orchestra (unless by invitation). they can’t decide whether to put this d-mn thing into the strings or the percussion.
1. latin for soft
2. a musical instrument
2. full name for the musical instrument the piano is piano forté, directly meaning soft strong as a piano plays both tones.
an instrument that never stays in tune.
d-mnit, my piano’s out of tune again!
that instrument asian parents make their kids play
tommy: hey hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.
hieu: oh i would love to but i have piano lessons
1. a percussion instrument which consists of keys that hammer onto the internatl string to produce a sound. the keys are usually balck and white.
2. an instument i compose on and make music.
1. rachmaninov is probably the greatest pianist ever.
2. i have fun performing on the piano for others.
wonderful to listen to and play, but horrible to practice (see pain and horror) don’t get talked in to this, kids! it’s a lifetime commitment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mother:ok little adam, it’s time to learn piano.
adam: nooooooooo!!!!
mother: i’ll give you (insert most desired thing in adam’s life here) if you do!
adam: ok!
5 years later
adam: i don’t like the piano anymore. i want to stop.
mother: no.
adam: please?
mother:ask your father.
father:ask your mother.
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