piccolo trumpet
1) a trumpet tuned an octave above the normal b flat trumpet’s range. has 1/2 the tubing of a normal trumpet and a fourth valve.
2) the only instrument more awesome than the trumpet; not to be confused with the piccolo, the only instrument harder to tune and shriller than the flute.
paul mccartney: b-ll-cks! penny lane has so much potential, but it needs something….
-hears piccolo trumpet playing bach-
mccartney: i’ve got it!
trumpet player: i wish i could play the piccolo trumpet, but i am not worthy of it’s awesomeness.
piccolo player: you could play piccolo instead!
trumpet player: you could play piccolo well.
-piccolo player bludgeons trumpet player to death with her piccolo-
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