pick-up god
a pick-up g-d is someone who uses pick-up lines on b-tches in order to get “sucked”. the pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. he has 4 demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
“hey you dropped something… my jaw”
“wow pick-up god i want to bop you”
the god of pick-up lines. probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you’ll ever meet. this man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. his regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. his mortal form takes shape as a guy names garrett or “@not_garrettm” on twitter. some of his powers include: being able to sn-tch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. pick-up g-d is the most handsome and funny person you’ll ever meet. if you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won’t be dissapointed.
“are you talking to anyone right now?”
“well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number.”
“omg that must be the pick-up g-d!”
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