pick up line

a line you use to get a woman
hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
a one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
a few examples of pick-up lines are:
“i’m gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you’re gonna need cpr.”
“i know that milk does a body good, but d-mn- how much have you been drinking?”
“did your dad have s-x with a carrot? ’cause you’ve got great eyes.”
“you look fl-stered! you should lay down on me.”
something people say to get -ss.
wanna have s-x with me? no? okay, rape it is!
a normally bad way to pick up girl
notorius pick up lines:
do you wash your clothes with windex? cause i can see myself in your pants.

i know that milk does a body good, but d-mn- how much have you been drinking?

you must be jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

the only thing that would look better on you is me.

you must be tired cause you been running threw my mind all day.

i lost my virginity can i have yours?

hey baby, i lost my bed can i sleep in yours?

stop, you’re under arrest! you stole my heart.
cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to “pick up” girls for the night. you know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up h-rny, if she falls for these.
random guy: wanna come to my house for pizza and a f-ck?
random girl: uh…..no….
random guy: what’s the matter? don’t like pizza?
does not help pick up girls..
sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they’d look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop ’em! (ha that’s the best one)

i’d look good on you.
a pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for s-x, romance, or dating.

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examples of some popular pick up lines:

let’s make life fabric softener and snuggle.

did you fart? because you blew me away.

was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

i may not be a genie, but i can make your dreams come true.

are you a magnet? cause i’m attracted to you.

can i take a picture of you, so i can show santa just what i want for christmas?

poof! (what are u doing?) i’m here! what are your other two wishes?

if i could rearrange the alphabet, i’d put u and i together.

hi, i’m mr. right. someone said you were looking for me.

if looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of m-ss destruction.

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