pick up your own napkin
picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. this often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. it refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
if you can’t get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
i decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
my wife walked in and i was picking up my own napkin
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