picking on the fat kid
a nickname for masturbation. mainly refers to people with fat little chode d-cks.
me: morning kory, i -ssume you were picking on the fat kid last huh?
kory: yes, it was like the the eruption of mt st helens all over my bed.
me: lmf–
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- badonkeydong  booty, b-tt, a** male: smack* female: leave my badonkeydong alone! 
- militank  the correct spelling of the ‘milk cow pokemon’ which many refer to as ‘miltank’. makes it sound more s-xy. omg that militank is so udderly hawt. 
- stanship  a relationship involving one or more people named stan. “diana is in a real stanship over there,” says birtha seductively “but like kyle in southpark is totally in a stanship if ya kno what i mean.” sais joey, holding his hands in a h-m-s-xual manner. 
- fuckedupism  anything in life that engages your mind to say” what the f-ck” we are on our way to f-ckedupism! 
- jack in a girl  where a male c-ms in a girls v-g-n- after s-x, then the girl doesn’t clean out her v-g-n- goes home to her boyfriend. the when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé f-cks he is surprised by the jack in the girl. resuev dumped lana after finding adrian’s jack in a girl. 
