Pickle Jarred


to work for a long time to get a s-xually stubborn girl’s panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. this is often due to the first man getting the female’s “juices flowing” and the second man profiting from it. this series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
charlie: “dude, it’s been like 3 months already! tell me you finally got the panties from jenny.”

david: “dude i wish i could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!”

charlie: “all that hard work!”

david: i know dude, i know

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