pickle jarring
when someone’s earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more d-cks in their plug.
n. d-mn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin’ for a dp.
v. his rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and snuffy was just the bull to take it.
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