Pickle Whip
a synonym for c-ck slap, it is the act of bludgeoning another being, be it male or female, with you p-n-s. the attack usually happens on the face, but if you suck at aiming then you might hit other things. girls enjoy said experience. you may threaten your friends with it.
me: dude, i pickle whipped that chick till her face was red
friend: you’re a f-ggot
me: don’t make me pickle whip you!
friend: i’d like to see you try
me: -pickle whips-
friend: ouch
a crude and ridiculous weapon, the pickle whip is a 10ft long piece of duct tape with a large pickle taped to the end.
“what happened to you?”
“tyler hit me with his pickle whip!”
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