pickled ass
so as any of you who read this know im an er doctor. and i’ve seen some sh-t but this takes the cake.
one night i’m in the er and a woman comes in saying her b-tt hurts.
i say okay let me check you over.
i take her to a room and begin to look at her b-tt and at this point i could smell it.
it was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
so i ask her has she eaten anything.
she says no.
i ask did you put something in your b-tt recently?
she says yes reluctantly.
come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. instead it went further up her b-tt and was rotting.
after an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
after she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled -ss. she had no clue how close she was.
dear god francis it smells like pickled -ss in here!!!
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