pickled queef
a v-g-n-l flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.
it’s easter sunday! today would be a good day to open up one of grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar
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