picnic

problem in chair not in computer
the it guy said jim was a picnic since he continues to power off his work computer by forcing it to shut down every time he’s done surfing for p-rn.
acronym for “problem in chair. not in computer.”. used by sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. some snickering usually involved.
joe’s computer crashes at random intervals all day. it’s obviously picnic.
a word that, if spoken increases the chance of rain by approximately 42%
“i say charles it is a splended day, do you feel like a picnic?” (skys darken)
problem in chair not in computer
for the person who knows nothing about computers except basic tasks like turning it on and off and reading their email. are you having a p i c n i c?
contrary to fallacious urban legends about the word’s supposedly racist roots, “picnic” is derived from the french term “pique nique”, and refers to a meal eaten out of doors, where the partic-p-ting groups each bring their own food.
upon reaching the top of the mountain, we spread out our blanket and had a picnic.
an acronym for: problem in chair, not in computer.
guy #1: hey guys help, i think my computer is broken, i can’t find my start b-tton.
guy #2: have you tried the lower left corner.
guy #1: oh, thanks, you fixed it!
guy #2: cl-ssic case of p.i.c.n.i.c
dirty s-x in the woods.
told my mom i had a lovely picnic with charles.