Picnic Bench Super Hero


. a lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it’s picnic bench.

. this hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.

. is lazy

the only known picnic bench super hero is roxanne.
“would you get off of your -ss, what’re you, a picnic bench super hero or something?”

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