piece rating
an accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.
first, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being teri hatcher in “the new adventures of superman”.) having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:
20: piece de la resistance
19: war and piece
18: masterpiece
14-17: piece (original)
12-13: codpiece
1-11: n/a
consider these vertical ratings. alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.
greenpiece: ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
ringpiece: she’s married.
piece of cake: slag.
hair piece: nice hair. pity the face.
mantel piece: show the parents. don’t let her speak.
three piece suite: three of them. at the same time. all at once.
piecekeeper: male owner.
piecemeal: expensive rooting attempt.
piece negotiations: “i always m-st-rb-t- thinking of you.” and such necessary rubbish.
wilhelm ii : christ alive! ’twas a masterpiece i just spied!
edmund iii: aye. alas t’has a piecekeeper. negotiations will be tough.
an example of a piece rating in discussion.
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