Pieman

an incredibly large person, known for his love of fast food, especially the pies for sale at half time at a football (soccer) match. tends to take up more than one seat, and obscures the view when you’re trying to watch the match.
oi, pieman, move it so i can see the pitch!
the piemen is a pastry dough membrane that covers and protects the warm, savory filling.
chris “hey man, that pie is looking pretty good over there..”
matt “yeah i wanna be it’s first and break that piemen.”
also known as homer simpson aka mr. x aka homer sampson aka homer thompson.
“look out! here comes pie man! and there’s his sidekick, the cupcake kid! (bart)
a wordlard–rs-
f-ck me, sgt mark kersley (ramc, att 2 rgbw) is a right pie-man
to obsess over an ex girlfriend, to the point of sending her mother a letter.

in the realm of cyber sp-ce, there was once a hunk of a man, who did not posses a bright red nose, a shocking face or eyebrows which looked like they had their own type of follicle down syndrome – who was left by his “fat, thunder thighed, wh-r- of a girlfriend” for a “balding, old, overweight german paedophile” thus sending him spiralling down into a word of despair, sadness and anger. however, credit to be given to this man, he did not turn emo. oh no, he sent his ex’s mother a letter. he sure showed them.

to over react in such a pathetic and bordering on compulsive, obsessive and plain old pathetic manner, is doing a pieman.
i love her so much, i had to go the pieman.
a term used to define people with pie hats and moneen shirts.
pieman, youre the coolest.
pieman’s computer has quit!
plonker
that pieman is such a plonker