Pierate
1. a pirate who steals, pillages, and acts generally bad-ss for the purpose of obtaining pie.
2. a pirate who is a pie.
3. the ever rising costs of pie.
4. one (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.
5. a ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
no specific examples, though the more bad-ss a person is, the more likely it is that they are, in fact, a pierate.
examples of people bad-ss enough to be pierates, though they aren’t: aron ralston, john hirsch, sigurdur petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), edward teach, grigori rasputin
a builder named pier angeli in southeast michigan who steals money from prospective home-buyers.
i signed a contract with that pierate, and now i’m broke.
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