Pierod
a male or female who consistently has trouble taking off, putting on or generally operating pants of any kind when severely inebriated. a pierod is often found rolling around on the floor locked in a vicious struggle with zippers, b-tton flies or drawstrings.
“dave if you dont f-ck off being a pierod i’m gonna come over and give you a hot carl”.
“i was dying to kn-b that slapper last night but she was being a f-cking pierod and i got sick of waiting, j-zzed in her hair and p-ssed out”.
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