Pig Food
the petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. while responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. in the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
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