Pig Goggles
pig goggles also know as on-ssis gl-sses or “jackie o’s” are very large sungl-sses worn generally by unattractive women. this style of sungl-sses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by jacqueline kennedy on-ssis. while originally worn by on-ssis in the 1960’s, the gl-sses eventually became popular with younger american girls around the year 2003. big sungl-sses have maintained their popularity through 2007. they have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the gl-sses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. the gl-sses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the gl-sses.
man check out that chick, she is fine.
no man, you just cant see past those pig goggles she has on.
pig goggles also know as on-ssis gl-sses or “jackie o’s” are very large sungl-sses worn generally by unattractive women. this style of sungl-sses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by jacqueline kennedy on-ssis. while originally worn by on-ssis in the 1960’s, the gl-sses eventually became popular with younger american girls around the year 2003. big sungl-sses have maintained their popularity through 2007. they have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the gl-sses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. the gl-sses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the gl-sses.
check out that chick!
nah man you cant see past those pig goggles
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