Pigeondick
a s-xually transmitted disease that causes no physical symptoms but draws pigeons to those affected. therefore, it is potentially dangerous because of the potential for disease spread by pigeons. it is thought that pigeond-ck (or it’s technical name, phallus columbidae) causes human beings to secrete an enzyme through their sweat glands similar to the secretions pigeons give off during mating season. pigeons are known to rub their heads and underbellies on affected humans. a cure is being developed, but currently the best option is to wear a condom.
man1: ever since i had s-x with scruffy pigeons have been rubbing up on me
man2: i think you have pigeond-ck dude
man1: well…i didn’t wear a condom
way to call someone “small d-cked” as a joke/serious insult which is kind of amusing when you say it.
also fairly degrading when you say it to people
some guy: oh my god you could of saved that ball!!
you: oh my god shut up pigeon d-ck you do it!
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