Pigeoner
the art of stalking and catching pigeons for entertainment. usually done at night in major cities across the world,can be done sober but generally while being extremely drunk.
that man is a top shelf pigeoner! he can catch a pigeon with relative ease. the more intoxicated he is the more entertaining it is for those lucky enough to see this talent first hand..
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