Piggy Pox
i don’t have a fever, i’m not tired, no coughing, no vomiting…
but i was driving home from work, and saw a very hot office-girl waiting for a bus in a tight pair of trousers, tight white top.
as she was standing under her umberella and all i could think of was doing a s-xy-time with her in the mud…
have i got swine flu?
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i’m worried… i haven’t seen my brother since late sat-rday night when he went home with a pig.
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doctor doctor, i think i’ve got swine flu…
no sir/madam you dont, you just have a sty in your eye!
apparently my friend’s got piggy pox, i think he’s just telling porkies, though.
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