Piglet Flu
during times of pandemic, the common flu is known as piglet flu. while less deadly than swine flu it still makes you feel like sh-t. however, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. so you feel like cr-p and no one gives a d-mn because you don’t have h1n1.
doctor: how do you feel.
patient: like sh-t.
doctor: well the tests came back, you don’t have swine flu. so get the h-ll out you lazy good for nothing b-st-rd. come back with a real illness.
patient (as he is thrown out) but i really do have the flu. even if it is only piglet flu.
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