piked
to have not attended some event or function, typically with some poor excuse (such as not feeling like it, or for fear of some social interaction).
david, you piked out on my party. you better come next time!
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to be obnoxiously pepper-sprayed for no apparent reason, usually in the face.
derived from a uc davis protest wherein lt. john pike was captured on video using pepper-spray on peaceful protesters.
she said, in reference to a picture: “i was laughing so hard tears were gushing and snot was dripping! if you saw me, it looked like i just got piked.”
“the -ssailant fled after she piked his -ss.”
piked = i word that someone uses when they take something that is not theirs
so if you go into someones fridge and take a can of c-ke, you would say ‘piked’ as you did it.
stole used because pikeys do that a lot
someones piked my pen
stole. in the manner of a pikey (sc-mmmmmmmmmm!)
we piked this gear from the estate.
to be bent over in the pike position and drilled in the -ss for 4 years.
dude, my college years were tough. i felt like i was piked the whole time.
wen u get beten up by a pikey bcoz u slept wiv his mum
ha ha u got piked
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