Pikey and Jippo
basically pikeys and jippo’s are the lowest sc-m walking the earth. all they do is stand around star lane and orpington market. all they do is start on people.they come in all sorts and sizes.most of em wear fake stolen burberry caps and anything that is -ssociated to burberry and stolen jewllery.i mean they would even steal an old grannies last 10 pence.they park there sh-tty stolen caravans anywhere they like till the council finds them.and even then they wanna fight them.they are dumb as -ssholes.they move bout in packs, usually with their in-bred pikey or jippo cousins and second and third and woteva the last digit in the world cousins.they would even sh-g their own mothers and in some known cases their own dads.
‘pikey’ = you got a spare f-g boy
‘you’= soz mate
‘pikey’ = wot u say bout my mum boooy
‘you’ = wot u on bout
‘pikey’ = dont start with me booy,get the chambers on you booy
‘you’ = beat it pikey sc-m
typical pikey and jippo sayings
– mother dies
– boooooooooooy
– chicken eyebrow chavvy
– steal your shoes booy
– get the chambers on you boooy
and loads more
basically, a pikey or a jippo to the posh travller (if there is acutally one), are the lowest type of sc-m on the earth, there worse then n-gg-rs. pikeys hang round star lane or around there fathers stolen jewelrry stand in orpington market.
most of them don’t know how to read or write and most of them are inbread hicks that sh-g there own cousions and mothers to keep the family going. below, is a typical conversation with a jippo, and if your wondering how i know this, i actually chatted to a few when they have asked for a f-g, and then i usually get my tool out and beat there pikey skull in, and then i nick there jewellry and sell it to a few n-gg-rs down the market. (n-gg-rs also got to make a living to, besides shining shoes)
pikey: mother dies boy, got a spare f-g?
you: sorry mate don’t smoke.
pikey: mother dies give me a f-g or i scruf ya boy!
you: mother dies go and sh-g you dead granny in her caravan boy!
(at this moment, the normal avrage human pulls out a lead pipe out of his pocket and kills the gypsy with it. shortly after, the normal guys get killed by some of his 2000 cousions and buried up star lane caravan site. the body was never found.) the f-ckers proberly ate it when they realised that food does not fall from the sky, unless your an immagrint.
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