pilawnies


that derivation of pilates whereby ones chief source of exercise is achieved by vigorous lawn and garden work.
after my morning smoothie, i practiced my pilawnies. today was the day for weed whacker twists, edger thrusts and lawn mower strides. tomorrow it will be lopper for my lats, and hoe-downs for my lower back.

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