pile-a-gorized
method of organizing one’s home or office desk in stacks of paperwork. to the untrained eye, a pile-a-gorized desk looks like a mess. but to the pile-a-gorizer, it is easy to find anything because you know exactly where it is.
cube farmer 1: i’m looking for the johnson file. is it on your desk?
cube farmer 2: no, i don’t have it.
cube farmer 1: how can you possibly tell? it looks like a tornado ripped through here?
cube farmer 2: i’ve got it all carefully pile-a-gorized.
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