Pillaring
the new craze. the act of standing so straight with no movement while raising your neck. it’s the safe lighthouse alternative to planking.
wow mike, you ain’t moved for ever now.
all part of pillaring.
we also asked a pillar in the vatican what he thought about the craze. he had no comments. jealous much.
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