Pilldo
a d-ld- the size of a pill, meant for especially tight p-ss-es.
“hey jen, have you tried that new pilldo?”
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the act of choking your partner with your “bologna” (p-n-s/strap on) pedro: “hey jim what are you doing today” jim: “just going to go home and give martha a nice bologna necktie”
- plastic nigga
someone who pretends to be a gangster when their not or someone who is white but thinks hes black i was walking down the street and i saw a plastic n-gg- wlaking round like a f-cking gangster
- Distance-in-law
the appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. general rule of thumb is just far enough so they can’t drop by unannounced. when looking at new houses, rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.
- Possymaster
someone who says that they get a lot of p-ssy but in reality they are a little boy you hasn’t hit p-b-rty year and talks sh-t online. also referred to as being adorable by older ladies. that kid is such a possymaster.
- Woonami
a tsunami of woo (pseudoscientific nonsense). if one spends anytime discussing the health sciences online, such as on facebook, you quickly learn that there is a never ending deluge of woo against which no amount of logic and evidence can ever succeed. “i had to leave the ‘m-ssage therapists’ facebook group due to the sheer […]