Pillow Beaver
a pillow beaver not to be confused with pillow biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. he/she will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. this dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. they do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a pillow beaver.
adam: dude i’m spent i crashed over at cougar dana’s last night. i woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, i look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. i slept like dagg’ sh-t.
lee: dude what a freakin’ pillow beaver.
adam: i know right.
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