pillow humping


the act of having consentual s-x with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a s-x object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow f-cking. pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
if you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your p-n-s to make a tube. you can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside – this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. if you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your cl-t and l-b– against it. you can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the -rg-sm may be much stronger and last longer. that is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also s-xy. in masturbation, -j-c-l-t–n into thin air may be disappointing, but c-mming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
pillow humping is also very safe s-x, because you cannot catch a std from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
sometimes i jerk off but i find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing p-n-s into my favorite pillow and shooting my s-m-n into it gives me deep satisfaction.
a strange fetish of masturbating with a pillow. pretty self-explanatory about what goes on.
jim and jenna both do pillow humping regularly, but their normal s-x life is still great.

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