pimp assist [wingman]
the action performed by a wingman, by his very nature. -ssisting a male companion in getting some by performing any number of selfless acts.
“hey man. i’ve got this date with that hot chick downstairs, but she wants to take her ugly roommate along! think you could pimp -ssist me on this one?”
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