Pimp Captain
a pimp captain is someone so bad–ss, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.
there are a number of ways to become a pimp captain. for example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.
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